Heads or Tails (2005)iMDB Rating: 7.3
Date Released : 19 February 2005
Genre : Drama, Horror, Mystery, Thriller
Stars : Jeff Keilholtz, Jon Liddiard, Douglas Cathro, Amber Davila
Movie Quality : HDrip
Format : MKV
Size : 700 MB
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Four interlinking stories about a benign native american legend that has been distorted throughout the years into something much darker.
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Review :
Cline and McAdams should call it quits.
I saw this movie a little bit over a month ago at the World premiere at the Weinberg Center.
To be as subtle as I can possibly be, this movie was a steaming turd. It's primary focus was to create art out of nothing; it's premise is so incoherent and far-fetched that I completely stopped caring after the first 20 minutes. I go to the movies to be enlightened and/or entertained. heads or tails did neither. The cinematography was horribly inappropriate, the acting made me cringe and the background score was the worst I ever heard in a feature film. Ever. What's even sadder was the fact that the composer was selling copies of his score in the lobby. I regret not buying it; when I want to drown out the sounds of my elderly neighbors and their coital activities I'd have an excuse to pop it in my overpriced CD player.
I'm upset about losing the $12 of admission but what hurts me most is the fact that two hours of my life are gone. They were taken from me. They're never coming back. Gone forever, those two hours I could've spent staring at a brick wall or watching season three of Family Guy. If I wanted to kill brain cells, I'd have gone shopping at my local liquor store and jumped head first into a bottle of tequila. All remaining cans of this film should be immediately destroyed and the filmmakers should be banned from operating any film-making mechanization for the rest of their miserable lives.
Oh, and if you're reading this my newbie auteur friends, let me give you two words of advice: First, this film is NOT art. Any yuppie liberal imbecile can pick up a camera and point the lens at something for a prolonged amount of time. Doesn't make it lyrical. The masters of their techniques; Kubrick, De Palma, Scorsese and Tarantino achieved exemplary film-making purely through talent, not by self-indulgence. Go play in the sandbox and let the pros handle the big stuff, okay? Two: Stick to the default jobs at your local KFC restaurant. Your careers in that profession will soar farther then your film-making occupations, believe you me.
Sadly enough, while I doubt this film will ever pick up a distributor, I read somewhere that it will be submitted to this years Sundance film festival. God help that audience.
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